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Name: Benny

Age: Adult- possibly 30's

Feats: 

Was hired to make sure that Nostalgia Critic continued to act lovey-dovey with Hyper Fangirl

Nearly stabbed Critic in the back- thankfully was stopped

Easily went back to Hyper Fangirl's side with a payment of 10 grand, explaining why he still helped her despite knowing it was wrong for her to show her feelings for Critic like this

Got into a fight (or a bro-fight) with Devil Boner when he fought he had been replaced by him 

Managed to solve Hyper Fangirl and Devil Boner's relationship issues, but not with how Nostalgia Critic was being held hostage as their therapist

Personality: 

Insanely good and dedicated to his job

In touch with his feminine side, as he isn't ashamed to enjoy movies typically enjoyed by women

Thinks that the signs of a good relationship are bickering, manipulating, lying and insulting each other

Typically tries to get what he wants using guns instead of just talking (and by talking, I mean saying anything)

Can be described as an Opportunistic Bastard- will quickly try and stab Critic in the back with a knife when presented with one

On the side of whoever can pay him the best, so clearly he cares more for money than friendship

Speed/Stealth
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- Can seemingly vanish from sight without the person looking right at him knowing where he went
 - According to :iconforceofnatureandcorn:, to go from being right in front of someone to not (and maybe behind them) without them knowing where he went, he'd need to move in the time of aronud 8 nanoseconds, which puts him at about 1.5 times the speed of light
  
- This speed shows how he can go from one spot in a room to another in seconds
- Got all the way to Hell right when Critic asked him for help
 - Assuming hell is in the center of the Earth as some people would believe, he would need to have gone 
6,371 kilometers in a fraction of a second, which would be 37444 times the speed of sound
- Great at hiding in a room without being seen until he makes himself noticed with his gun
- Was able to get under NC's desk while he was sitting at it without him knowing

Durability
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- Wasn't harmed too bad from an explosion that went off that was visible in Nostalgia Critic's reviewing area (while the explosion went off in a different room), and survived an explosion that blew him through a wall
 - The second explosion did knock him onto his back, which could be credited to having just been hit with the previous explosion
  - On the other hand, when he was back on his feet a minute later, he didn't seem too hurt
- Was a few feet away from an explosion that launched Hyper Fangirl through the roof (with her not coming back down for 112 days) without being affected
 - I calculated the explosion being powerful enough to launch her 114,787,399,974,910 meters (or 71,325,583,576.23355 miles) into the sky
- Went to hell and was not harmed by the heat 
 - Hellfire is hot enough to burn a soul

Strength 
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 - Managed to kill someone in a way that left both of his hands covered in blood a few seconds after he was called to do the job
  - Could possibly mean he was able to punch someone hard enough (and enough times) to make them bleed that much and also die
 - Slightly odd, since he brought his gun with him, but it's possible he just didn't think he needed it for this one

Intelligence
 - 
know where everyone is at a given moment
 - Was right behind Nostalgia Critic right when he called him, showing he already knew he needed his help before he even called
 - Knows how to use a bobby pin and the complete works of Lewis Carroll to break out of a locked room, and how to make an entire door in a wall out of just things lying around

WEAPONS
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Guns
 - Has a wall filled with them
 - Tends to stick with his sniper rifle- makes sense, as it is what most assassins tend to use

Abilities
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Fourth Wall Breaking
 - Able to go onto a pop-up ad to hide
 - Possibly has awareness of the fourth wall because of this

WEAKNESSES
 - Lacks in strength 
 - Despite his intelligence, sometimes makes dumb decisions while fighting
  - Somehow did not have the idea to shoot Devil Boner anywhere besides his head (when he knew that he could not be harmed by a shot there already)
 - Could possibly be bribed with money to halt his quest to kill whoever he is trying to kill, as he will side with anyone who can pay him the best
 - Can be a bit distracted at times
  - Would've saved Nostalgia Critic if he hadn't been distracted by the Evil Dead movies they were watching, and paid more attention to the chips he was eating than what was going on with Critic, Devil Boner and Hyper Fangirl
 - He tends to stick to using his sniper rifle, which might not be good if he runs out of bullets eventually or if he loses the gun
  - It probably wouldn't be too hard for him to go back to his house to get another gun, since he is so fast
Go ahead and tell me if I made a mistake here- it would be good to know. I'd be happy to add anything in that I missed, but I'm not sure if I did, since Benny doesn't have much to get info from
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MaxFunnies2550 Featured By Owner May 23, 2017  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
This makes me want to make bio on Devil Boner like I once planned
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ProfessorSodaMan Featured By Owner May 24, 2017  Student Writer
forceofnatureandcorn actually made a status mentioning ihs idea to make a bio for him,w hich inspired me to make this bio. but you can probably just tell him you were thinking of making the bio too
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ForceOfNatureAndCorn Featured By Owner May 21, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
Something else I would add
1: he somehow made his way right to hell as soon as the Critic asked. (Now, assuming Hell is at the center of the Earth as many believe, in that fraction of a second, he was able to get down to 6,371 kilometers all the way there
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ProfessorSodaMan Featured By Owner May 22, 2017  Student Writer
Oh, I don't think I watched all the way to that part in the Slade review, I must've been impatient.

Is it a feat of durability that he was in hell and was not harmed by the heat?
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ForceOfNatureAndCorn Featured By Owner May 22, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
Yeahl probably
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ProfessorSodaMan Featured By Owner May 22, 2017  Student Writer
there's no way to determine how hot Hell is but helfire is always said to be hotter than actual fire
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ForceOfNatureAndCorn Featured By Owner May 22, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
Well, it's hot enough to burn a soul, so that must be
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ProfessorSodaMan Featured By Owner May 22, 2017  Student Writer
is that something that tends to happen in lore about Hell or did it happen in the review as well?
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ForceOfNatureAndCorn Featured By Owner May 22, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
It's very common in lore. Not to mention, it would make senese
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ProfessorSodaMan Featured By Owner May 22, 2017  Student Writer
oh yeah that is true. So basically Benny can survive the hottest thing we can imagine
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rektfagg Featured By Owner May 21, 2017  Student Writer
amazing 
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ProfessorSodaMan Featured By Owner May 21, 2017  Student Writer
I agree
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rektfagg Featured By Owner May 21, 2017  Student Writer
yeah :D
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