From Crushing to Cutting One(This story was requested by :iconFartingBoy:. Thanks for the request!)
On this sunny morning, the Mystery Dungeon was getting some unexpected company in the form of a food truck.
This truck was called Fire on Wheels and primarily sold Mexican food, and the Pokémon in the Mystery Dungeon had already heard about what was rumored to be one of the best items on the menu- the Supreme-Sized Bean Burrito. It was said to give anyone who eats it gas that would last a whole week, and many Pokémon were curious about whether it was true.
There was one Pokémon in particular who was especially interested in trying it, and his name was Grovyle.
During his time in the Mystery Dungeon, he never had the opportunity to try any interesting foods- only rare candies that were offered to him by trainers. So, he was craving some special kinds of food, and the Supreme-Sized Bean Burrito fit the bill.
The other reason he wanted to try it was because he wanted to convince his other friends
Pearl vs. Ahsoka Tano: THE BATTLE!Nitri: The combatants are set! Let's end this debate once and for all!
bIzARRO: It's time for a DEATH BATTLE!
The sun finally set on Beach City, but Steven was having a bit of trouble sleeping. Amethyst and Garnet were still away on a mission that was dangerous enough to need Sugilite, so it was just him and Pearl in the house that night. He couldn't help worrying about what would happen to them.
"You know they'll be home safe, Steven," Pearl told him as she lifted him up and laid him down in bed.
"Yeah, I know," Steven replied gloomily, holding onto his blankets, "but it's hard not to think about them."
Pearl nodded, but she reminded him, "I'll still be here to make sure you're safe, and if you'd like, I can wake you whenever they come back."
Steven smiled a little and told Pearl, "That sounds like a great idea."
Happy to see Steven smiling, she gave him a little kiss on the forehead and tucked him into bed.
"Good night, Steven," Pearl whispered to
SMG4's Mario freaks out in DEATH BATTLE!Name: Mario
Date of Birth: July 5, 2011
Weight: around 94,300,000,000 kg (seriously: https://youtu.be/ZTVxM-uAuKs)
Feats: Beat Sans in a fight
Defeated GLaDOS, despite her analysis of him as being "completely hopeless"
Won several Pokemon battles without having that much knowledge of how to do it
Managed to scare Freddy Fazbear, Purple Guy and the Marionette
Made Papyrus fall in love with him
Went crazy after doing nothing but play Pokemon Go for five days straight
entered and actually performed well in the Olympics
narrowly beat Waluigi in a kart race and earned his karting license
could somehow enter a computer screen
destroyed a spaghetti factory
a rather impressive soccer player
Thinks of himself very highly
Does not care much about other people- even his own brother
- Would sacrifice him
- Cared more about getting Pokeballs in Pokemon GO than saving the princess
Tends to be freaked out by new things he discovers in the games he is dropped into
Will act extremely viole
A Fart-Themed FriendshipIt was a beautiful day in the Kanto Region Forest. It was warm enough for all the Pokemon there to walk whereever they wanted without worrying about freezing or dying of heat exhaustion. The forest was simply bustling with life, with the Caterpies and the Wurmples crawling all over the ground and the Pidgeys and the Hoothoots flying from tree to tree, fighting over food. However, there was one creature you wouldn't typically see in this forest.
This was a male Zebstrika. He had wandered a bit far from his owners, who trusted him to know his way back home. The reason he was so far from them was because he didn't want to stink up the house with his terrible gas. He'd always enjoyed eating bean burritos and those kinds of foods, but whenever he'd fart inside, his owner would hose him down and chastise him. So, he decided that he would head into the forest whenever his gas was really bothering him and let it all out there.
The Zebstrika sighed with relief as he let out a long fart which a
Goofy vs. Patrick: THE BATTLE!Nitri: The combatants are set. Let's end this debate once and for all.
bIzARRO: It's time for a DEATH BATTLEEEEEEE
"Fishing is said to be the most relaxing of activities," the person narrating this cartoon declared as Goofy parked his car at the docks and grabbed his fishing supplies, "but when you're a beginner, it can be quite the opposite."
Upon hearing that, Goofy turned toward the audience and remarked, "You can say that again!"
As Goofy put his worm on the hook and reeled back his fishing line, the narrator informed him, "If you want the best fishing experience, you don't want to be standing on the dock; you'd rather be floating in a boat in a spot where the fish wouldn't expect you."
Immediately, Goofy pulled a rowboat (with two rows attached) out of nowhere and threw it into the water. After stuffing his supplies into his back pocket, which somehow kept all of it in there, he jumped into the rowboat and paddled it far from that dock at an un
Goofy vs. Patrick: PRELUDE
Nitri: Intelligence: an important thing to have, indeed, but some people have been able to survive with very little of it.
bIzARRO: Like Goofy, a talking dog from Disney...
Nitri: ...and Patrick, a starfish whose best friend is a sponge. I'm Nitri, and he's bIzARRO, and it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to see who would win... a DEATH BATTLE!
(:icondoctorworm1987: is responsible for creating Goofy's bio.)
Real name: Goofy Goof
First Appearance: Mickey's Revue (1925)
Aliases: Dippy Dawg, Super Goof, Goof, Mr. Goof, Mr. G, George G. Geef
Occupation: Actor, Head Waiter, Janitor, Sports Coach, Athlete, Captain of the royal guard, musketeer, photographer, factory worker, ect
Affiliation: Disney, Disney Kingdom, The Ultra Heroes, Mickey and friends
Likes: Clarabelle Cow, His son Max, Sports, exer
Froakie's a Real GasIt was a sunny day in the Kalos region, and Aromatisse, Slurpuff, and Florges and were taking a break from engaging in battles so that they could relax in the Hot Spring. Since this Hot Spring is close to a restaurant that serves Pokemon human food, the three fairy types were able to enjoy some bean burritos and sodas as they waded in the warm water.
Usually, these cute and innocent creatures wouldn't be caught letting out their gas in public, but they felt like they would be able to do so in the water without any problems. While they weren't bothered by the gas they were letting out, there was a certain Pokemon who was- and he was swimming below them.
Froakie had been practicing his swimming abilities for quite some time, and just recently, his capacity for breathing underwater had impressed many of the other water types who swam with him. Up until this point, he and his friends had been the only ones who inhabited the spring, since no one had had the idea to eat food there yet.
One Punch Man vs. Captain Planet- THE BATTLENitri: The combatants are set: Let's end this battle once and for all!
bIzARRO: ONE PUUUUUUUUNCH vs. Captain Planet, GO!
Saitama sighed deeply, bored out of his mind from having to sit through such a long meeting. He understood the importance of them, but he didn't know why they had to talk for so long in one sitting. With a blank expression on his face, he threw his empty bottle of water to the trash can, but the bottle bounced off the side and landed on the grass. Paying no mind, he simply continued walking to his home.
Little did he know that five teenagers of different cultures were all watching him. These teens were dubbed the Planeteers, and they were simply appalled to see someone commit such a crime against nature.
"Who would just throw trash on the ground without a second thought?" Wheeler asked.
"Yeah," Ma-Ti agreed, "and it's even worse when it's something recyclable."
Kwame exclaimed, "I know one person who can teach this guy a thing or two about trash!"