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Purple-Shirted Eye Stabber

Age: Probably in his twenties

Feats: Became the most notorious killer in the C&H world

Always fooled people with the simple disguise of wearing a different shirt over his own shirt

Used a Nerfgun and a Pen to stab someone and harm them

Became homeless after 'screwing his life up'

Saved the Earth from being attacked by a race of giant eyeball alien creatures

Stabbed four people at once 

SKILLS

Strength
 - Able to stab someone with a Nerf Blowgun in the eye with enough force to cause a lot of blood to come out
 - With a pen, he can stab someone hard enough to leave blood dripping down to their mouth
 - Can throw a kitchen knife into someone's eye from a few feet away with enough force to leave it stabbed into their eye
 - Easily ripped his shirt in half from two sides
 - With his regular dagger, he was able to kill the giant eyeball aliens to save the Earth 
 - Even with a knife in each limb (one tied to each foot), he can easily stab his daggers into someone's eye hard enough to cause them to spew blood
Speed
 - Jumped about two feet in a second forward to close the gap between him and his victim, and did a standing jump of three feet in a second to reach and stab the eye of someone sitting on a throne
 - Was able to avoid being shot with a laser gun (which most likely would shoot them at light speed, since lasers are light
) in order to kill every eyeball alien who wielded it 
 - Once jumped fast enough that his disguise (his fake beard, hat, and trenchcoat)
Agility/Reflexes
 - Can jump about three feet to stab someone in the eye
 - Is able to jump up and stab people in the eyes in midair (with knives tied to his feet)

 Stealth
 - Able to sneak up on his victims to stab them in the eyes
  - Somehow remained unseen by the repairman who knocked on a couple's door, despite being a few feet from him 
 - Can hide in a large crowd 
 - Snuck into a home without being seen until he spoke up
 - Will wear a shirt over his purple shirt to disguise himself (until he reveals his identity)
 - Snuck into a movie theater and hid behind the screen without being caught until he began attacking
Accuracy
 - Can throw knives right into someone's eye from a few feet away
 - Stabbed four people in the eyes at once without looking (and in mid-jump)
Intelligence
 - Knows how to trick his opponents into not fearing him
  - He does this with his disguises
 - Always has a knife on him in case he has to attack
 - Able to trick people into crowding around him or trusting him enough to get close to him with his disguises


Dagger
Knife by ProfessorSodaMan


 - Used primarily in comic
 - Blade is about 1.2 feet long
  - Sometimes just keeps them in hammerspace (ex. after ripping his disguise off, he suddenly had four daggers, two tied to his feet)
Kitchen Knife
 - Used in the animated short that he appeared in
 - Has been seen to carry two of them around
Nerf Blowgun
 - Fires a single blowdart 
 - Is able to stab people in the eyes with it as well
 - Can trick people into thinking the weapon is harmless
Pen 
 - 
Used once
 - 
Stabbed a fan's eye with it, and still managed to cause their eyes to bleed a bit with it

Effectiveness



- His standard dagger would be long enough to stab into the frontal lobe, which is guaranteed to change someone's personality
- Someone stabbed in the eye by him would die of bleeding (if the knife is left in long enough) or of infections 

WEAKNESSES
 
Homelesss by ProfessorSodaMan

- Was able to lose all purpose in life 
- Became homeless, proving that he is not good at handling his money
- Only attacks in one way (stabbing people's eyes)
- No combat experience 
- No feats of Durability, since he has never actually fought
- Always takes off his disguise to reveal his purple shirt before attacking
Here's the DEATH BATTLE bio that no one asked for and no one will need!
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ForceOfNatureAndCorn Featured By Owner May 13, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
"Was able to avoid being shot with a laser gun (which could be said to be around 130-135mph)"

Um, correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't lasers light? Wouldn't they move at around that speed?
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ProfessorSodaMan Featured By Owner May 13, 2017  Student Writer
Oh wow, that could be true

You know just to be safe I'll edit the bio to add that info 
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Bigdaddy9716 Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2017  Student Writer
He'll be extra fucked if he took on Sweet Tooth or Black Tooth
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ProfessorSodaMan Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2017  Student Writer
Yeah, that would be an uneven match 
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Bigdaddy9716 Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2017  Student Writer
True but Jason vs Black Tooth would be fucking badass huh
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ProfessorSodaMan Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2017  Student Writer
yep I bet so

Do you know who would be a fair opponent against this purple-shirted fellow? 
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Bigdaddy9716 Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2017  Student Writer
Hmmmm.......Michael Myers
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ProfessorSodaMan Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2017  Student Writer
that does make sense- both of them are around the same level
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Bigdaddy9716 Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2017  Student Writer
Yeah and Myers is one scary fucker so here's the matchup Purple Shirted Eye Stabber vs Michael Myers DEATH BATTLE!
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ProfessorSodaMan Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2017  Student Writer
Seems like Michael Myers does have durability in the "stabbing" category but he's never gone against someone with Purple-Shirted Eye Stabber's stab strength
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skullofmyenemies Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2016
I could imagine him fighting the purple guy from FNAF?
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ProfessorSodaMan Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2016  Student Writer
So could I.
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ForceOfNatureAndCorn Featured By Owner May 7, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
Based on his bio, he'd be totally fucked if he fought Slenderman.
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ProfessorSodaMan Featured By Owner May 7, 2016  Student Writer
He'd know not to pick a fight with that guy. I think he usually would target people who he thinks wouldn't be able to fight back.
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ForceOfNatureAndCorn Featured By Owner May 7, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
Yeah. That was a joke
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ProfessorSodaMan Featured By Owner May 7, 2016  Student Writer
i should've known. 
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