Honestly, when you pitched the idea of a more cartoony vs series, I thought you meant like one devoid of all logic where anyone could beat anyone else and fights could be total stomps in the opposite direction
I think maybe I diverged a bit from my original plan, IDK. Maybe I just feel a little nervous about going completely nonsensical because I'm so used to doing battles where I use research, which is why I still choose to include mentions of feats of both characters.
Yeah, the most I can find on her to be used in this battle is her having a cool Mario Kart, and being an Assist Trophy that throws food at the player- perhaps I can have her just gouging down on food whenever she needs to get healed in the fight!
That and you could also likely just have her inexplicably be storng enough to out wrestle him No research means you can make her as storng as you want. It'd be hilarious to see this cute lil pup piledrive fucking Haggar