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Robbie Rotten and Sportacus both deserve Death Battle bios. Sportacus is incredibly athletic, so he must have some great feats of strength (and I think him jumping right out of his shoes/boots counts), and Robbie Rotten has proven to be pretty durable (like when he survived falling off a jetplane's wing above the clouds, and when he was launched to the moon and lived)

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:iconforceofnatureandcorn:
ForceOfNatureAndCorn Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
I'm actually working on a Robbie Rotten bio
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ProfessorSodaMan Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2016  Student Writer
Sooo, are you going to be binge-watching LazyTown?

One thing I notice is that, while he does seem to have some Athlete-level lifting strength, he is pretty weak otherwise- shaking hands with Sportacus typically causes him slight pain. 
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ForceOfNatureAndCorn Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
I've been looking for an excuse to binge-watch Lazy Town anyway.
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ProfessorSodaMan Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2016  Student Writer
You could perhaps make bios for both Robbie Rotten and Sportacus.
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ForceOfNatureAndCorn Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
I might as well
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IHaveAMudkip Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2016  Student Artist
Are you a real Villain?

Well uh technically nah

Have you ever caught a good guy, like a real superhero?

Nah

Have you ever tried a disguise?

Nah nah

Alright, I can see that I will have to teach you how to be....villains!


Hey!


We are number one!

Hey!

Now listen closely. Here's a little lesson in trickery, this is gonna go down in history

If you wanna be a villain number one, you have to chase a superhero on the run!

Just follow my rules, and sneak around. Be careful not to make a sound!

No don't touch that!




We are Number One

Hey!

We are Number One

We are Number One



Ha ha ha

Now look at this net, that I just found

When I say go, be ready to throw

Go!

Throw it on him, not me!

Ugh, let's try something else

Now watch and learn, here's the deal

He'll slip and slide on this banana peel!

Ha ha ha, gasp! what are you doing!?

We are Number One

Hey!


We are Number One


We are Number One

Hey!

We are Number One

Hey!

Hey!

Sorry :3
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:iconprofessorsodaman:
ProfessorSodaMan Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2016  Student Writer
You're forgiven
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IHaveAMudkip Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2016  Student Artist
I just had to
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Unserious-Sam Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2016
Sportacus has a feat that's been calced to town level (knocked an apple from his airship to the moon)
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ProfessorSodaMan Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2016  Student Writer
Yea, I decided to go on the VS Battles wiki to find out about their power level, and I was pretty surprised by this feat. 

BTW, If I ever did a battle with Robbie Rotten, expect me to use The Grinch- the Jim Carrey version gives me plenty of similarities too, but even without that, they are both people who live far from the other residents of their town, and they use a variety of tools to antagonise people who bother them.
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Unserious-Sam Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2016
Robbie VS Grinch, huh?

That could be a fun fight.
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ProfessorSodaMan Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2016  Student Writer
Ye, I think it would be very entertaining. 
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rektfagg Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2016  Student Writer
lel
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